[this morning… it’s a beautiful, rainy day.]
Barbara enters the wash room and immediately panics.
– Oh, Rachel! No, you can’t run the dryer when we’re all about to leave! You can’t have it running when no one is here! I don’t trust the dryer! I don’t trust it, you know!
– [under my breath] I don’t trust you.
– Pardon?
– Oh! No, I totally agree… Dryers: Can’t trust ’em farther than you can throw ’em.
wull hay. 
dryer (after you leave): “muah ha ha ha ha ha ha, MUAH ha ha ha ha, MUAH HA HA HA HA!”
[i imagine scary, sharp teeth and animation looking like the the brave little toaster]
Everytime I try to go to your facebook page my computer freezes, ive tried it on diffrent computers and it happens eveytime. I have an important top secret message to send you, and I CANT! I AM GOING TO BLOW!
wow… panic time! dude, wait… i’ve heard they have this new form of technology we can try. it’s like called c-mail… or o-mail… maybe e-mail, i’m not quite sure… anyways, try it: rlmstevens@gmail.com
and soon… we have things to discuss!!
p.s. it’s a girl isn’t it… isn’t it?!
hey everyone try mine too!
sheenapatton@gmail.com
not a girl, or a boy….wait. I mean, We are not sure yet. It is definitely one of the two.
or both!
my God rach… I really hope you mean twins.