– Hey Gurl, turn on the tube! My favorite show’s on!
– What?? SYD CRIBS??! Awwwhellya… Who’s on today??
– Oh snapppp! It’s Rachel Stevens! She be my fave.
– She’s tight. Au-pair Extraordinaire. I wonder what her set-up’s like.
– Wait… What’s all over that gurl’s windows??
– Ohhhh… child. Them’s tight. Little blurry… but tight.
– Mmmmhmmmm. I wonder what her system’s like.
– CHECK IT!
– Nahice… Wonder what she’s got on her walls… It’s probably a bunch of classy stuff.
– Errr… Okay… Tight… Tight.
– Yeah, but what the eff is that gurl wearin’?
– Cool shirt… Creepy shot.
– Agreed. I wanna see more of the stuff on her walls!
– Hodon, hodon, hodon…… What happened to that poster??!
– That baby looks terrified. …Wait, where does the R-Child sleep?
– I wonder what tunes she currently jams to on that raptop.
– Yeah, that was aight.
– Not as good as Lil’ Romeo’s.
– Awwwhellnaw. Dabz told me that kid’s got a Mercedes with an Xbox in it.
– Now why you need an Xbox in your Mercedes?
wull hay. 
Clearly you have everything. But, if you did need some more material happiness, what would it look like, and is it across-the-world sendable?
the only reason you’d need an xbox in your mercedes would be if you couldn’t drive it yet, which lil romeo can not. i think your crib trumps his big time. especially with all those classy wall hangings!
(you got a real cute baby. )
(hope you’re having an awesome non-vincent oz time!)
(ps. you forgot to say “and this is where all the magic happens” when you showed your bed. what’s up with that?)
dabz, how did i forget that?! oh man… fail.
and whales, i really cannot think of what happiness would look like if sent over here… i get excited about ANYTHING… seriously.
…especially if “anything” = sour patch kids.