Just in case it’s too small to read, it says:
“i need to borrow or rent a metal detector for only a few hours to find my water shutoff valve in my yard. i only need it for an hour or two.if you have one to loan i would appreciate it. thank you”
Can someone please help Dave?
wull hay. 
too bad that your metal detector is “at sea.”
poor dave.
oh, and check THIS out: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1126876415.html
dave dunlap!? he lives here…
do you have a metal detector he can borrow? or rent?
nope… but i’m sure he brought this situation on himself. serves him right.