my mom’s favorite halloween joke…

- Why can't witches get pregnant? - I dunno, Mom... Why? - Because warlocks have hollow-weenies! [out of the 500 times i've heard this joke, i bet i hear the punch line about 25% of the time... the other 75%, she's laughing too hard to deliver it.  i love my momma.] HAPPY HOLLOWEENIE!

and if you ask r. kelly…

Woke up to this text... "If you get a spare minute today, wanna give me a little advice?" I love it.  I think that's a tell-tale sign of a successful relationship... This guy and I used to date, things didn't work out, now we're good, advice-givin' friends.  Success!  So, I call him... We small talk...…

this really helped…

i can barely feel it.

I found this on PostSecret: People being kind.  And being brave enough to do things like this... Amazing. Just wanted to share.

morning comes in paradise.

I was over in Idaho.  I watched friends race in a crazy bike race.... one where you [the cycler] rides around a track with different obstacles... some where you have to get off your bike and actually carry it... crazy.  Fun.  After party.  Also fun. Had to work the next morning.  Early. Drove over the…

…because you did.

I babysat for Beckett [three-year-old awesomeness] tonight... But this story is from a while ago... I walked into Beckett's house and his mom was rushing around trying to get out the door.  She gave me a quick rundown for the evening, but it didn't take much explanation because I had been babysitting on the regular. …

what was simple in the moonlight…

Found this when I wasn't looking for anything... Late Harvest Time, it is time. Summer has been long-stretched-out, full. Go ahead, Fall: shrink down the days and sugar the grapes for late-harvest wine. Anyone still unknown to herself will stay, probably, that way. Anyone unlinked by love will be love- left-out now—waking, mind-pacing up and…

enjoy yourself while you can.

A couple things from the girl on Vicodin*... I first saw this short film in Sydney... at the Banff Film Festival.  It was so incredible for me to watch it, to be there.  Sydney was rough.  Having something like that film festival to bring me back to familiarity was huge.  I felt so close to…

impressive, barista, impressive…

watch for my booty slap…

If you don't know Gretchen Davis, your life is not as awesome as it could be. She just sent me this...  [p.s. i couldn't get these to embed... sorry...] http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/5BnCsLzkMuhGsKc3 Oh man. I LOVE IT. CAST Crazy Doctor - Gretchen [the girl you need to know] Frankenstein - Anna Frankenstein's Bride - Dabz Dracula -…

having way too much fun at an art gallery…

Hope your weekend is a blast and a half... smile tons... preferably for photo booths.

dancing in circles.

While sitting at dinner, babysitting three-year-old Beckett, he asks... - Are you going to your wedding soon? - ....Pardon? - Your wedding... Are you going to your wedding soon? - What??  I'm confused, Beckett.  What are you talking about? - A wed-ding!  It's where you get dressed up and dance in circles with a man.…