– Why can’t witches get pregnant?
– I dunno, Mom… Why?
– Because warlocks have hollow-weenies!
[out of the 500 times i’ve heard this joke, i bet i hear the punch line about 25% of the time… the other 75%, she’s laughing too hard to deliver it. i love my momma.]
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